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You're listening to Dirty English.

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I just thought you forgot to give me
your number.

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I know.

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Love what you've done with the place.

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Scarlett, hi!

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Hi. I have an audition at 10, and I
can't find my cell phone.

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I'm sure I had it when I was doing my
son salutations.

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No, I took a shower, and then I was
listening to Mariah.

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Oh, you're kidding.

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Did you find it?

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No.

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The Truman job's just been canceled.

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Oh, no. Did they say why?

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Something about a death in the family.

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Oh, terrible.

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Tell me about it. That job was going to
set me up for the rest of the year.

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Yeah, not where I was going with that.
But, um, oh, we could brainstorm later

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you want.

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Nope. I already got an idea. Took me
half a second.

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Wow, I am good.

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Do you want to grab a drink later?

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I would, but I have a date with Danny
from the bar.

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Oh, the one that smells like dust.

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He wears a natural deodorant. Otherwise
known as human repellent.

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Well, it's working on me.

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Speaking of gorgeous men, the barist has
hired a new pianist.

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He's a little too conventionally
attractive for me, but he's right up

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alley. Maybe you should swing by.

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Check him out.

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I would, but I have almost no faith in
your judgment.

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Right now, I've got to impress my new
boss because she is the answer to my

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prayers.

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Which one?

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The blue.

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Excuse me, I'm sorry, wait for a
meeting.

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Excuse me. Hey,

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sorry about that.

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Alright, I'm leaving.

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Good luck.

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Thanks, you too.

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Oh, and have you checked your hand for
your phone?

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Well then.

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Oh, well, then.

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Love you.

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Love you!

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Bye!

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I know I'm early. No, I'm glad you are.
Now I don't have to count 46 bottles of

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wine and log it into my little
clipboard.

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I swear, event planning is not as fun as
people think.

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Must make you want to count up to 45 and
crack open the last one just to get

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through it.

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No.

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No. It's 9 .30.

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No, I couldn't.

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A morning mocktail, then?

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May I?

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Sure.

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Here's how I see it.

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You work hard, or else you wouldn't have
your own business.

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And you know the drink supply list
inside and out because it's just part of

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job description.

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And because it's the morning, you have
something light and fruity.

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So, I hope you like mango.

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Wow.

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Oh, I see. You're one of those people,
aren't you?

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What? People.

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One of those people that's just good at
everything.

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I mean, you're a photographer, but you
look like a model.

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Well, I used to be one of those, too,
once upon a time. Of course you were.

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Don't get me wrong.

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The clothes, the catwalks, all of that
was great.

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But there was no control, you know?

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What am I saying? You're clearly an
independent woman. You get it. Yeah,

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totally. I became a photographer, you
know, the rest, and here I am.

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I love you.

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Your work.

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I love your work.

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Really excellent work.

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I'm just so flattered you even took this
job.

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Please. With views like these? I mean,
this is every photographer's dream.

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I bet it's pretty useful to own a place
like this when you have a date, right?

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Sorry I was late. I had a little problem
with the elevator.

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Somebody wouldn't hold the door open for
me.

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I hate it when people do that.

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Yeah, you know, it really makes you
wonder what happened in somebody's

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to make them such a hoot.

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Then again, if you were meant to be here
at 9 .30 and it is 9 .34, let's say you

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were at the lobby at, I don't know, 9
.29. Yeah, good guess. That elevator

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a minute and a half to get up here. So
you probably would have been late either

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way. Even if that person that you
mentioned, who we shouldn't make

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assumptions about, did.

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Hold the elevator for you.

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Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine?

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Scarlett Jones.

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Lucas. Lucas Sharp. We spoke on the
phone. Oh, hi.

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Yes, of course you are. Oh, I mean, not
of course. Obviously, I didn't know what

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you looked like because we spoke over
the phone.

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Sorry. Oh, my God. I'm rambling.

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Why are you here again?

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The piano auditions.

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The piano?

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Yeah? But those were yesterday.

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Yesterday? That can't be, because, you
know, well, today is, uh... Thursday.

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Thursday. Yeah, and is that a FiloPack?

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Um, hey, it's okay.

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Um, oh, sorry.

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Um, look, I haven't chosen anyone yet.
No one's blown me away.

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Why don't you show us?

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What you can do while I show Scarlett
around.

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I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

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I'd actually prefer silence.

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Oh, and Scarlett is New York's top urban
and city photographer.

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Scarlett, this is Lucas. Lucas, yeah. A
pianist with absolutely no timing.

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This is going to be interesting.

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I promise you, you're not going to
regret this. Oh, I'm sure I won't.

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Oh, sorry. One sec. It's my insurance
guy.

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Sure. No problem.

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Oh, Scarlett, did you fill out the
online health and safety forms yet?

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needs them today.

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No, I completely forgot, but I will do
that right now. Great.

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Oh, and Lucas, you want to do one too?

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Wait, so I got the job?

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Well, you're not going to like this one.
In case of emergency, do not use the

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elevator. Oh.

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That's really good. Very funny.

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Yeah. Eyes on the prize.

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Oh, there's a prize now.

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You don't even know who you're working
for, do you?

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Jenny's mom is Joan Clark.

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What? Yeah.

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The Joan Clark. The Joan... You have no
idea who that is, do you? Not a

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clue. Joan Clark is only the second
biggest architect -turned -real -estate

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mogul in Manhattan.

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Get an in with Jenny, and you slipstream
your way straight to Joan.

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Oh, sorry about that.

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Oh, before I forget, Lucas, can you send
me your headshots for the website?

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Oh, actually, I don't have any
headshots.

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I've been meaning to get around to
getting some, but... Oh, that's okay.

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sort something out. How are those forms
coming?

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Good. I was just educating Lucas on who
your mom is.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's a whole lot of fun living up to her
expectations.

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She is my absolute hero.

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I would love to meet her one day.

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Hey, what about drinks tonight on me to
kick off the official countdown to the

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launch of this place?

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I'd love to.

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Good. What is it, 13 days?

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Lucky 13.

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And we can see if your mom is available.

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Hey, look how that worked out so easily.

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Sure. Lucas, do you want to join? No,
you're probably busy.

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Yeah, shame.

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But you know what? We should go to that
new blues bar on Sullivan.

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Nightshade? Yes.

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That's actually where I'm playing.

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Come watch you play. Yeah, great.

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Super. Well, I will see you two ladies
tonight, then.

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Bye -bye.

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Phenomenal.

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Does nine work?

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Nine's perfect.

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Oh, Scarlett, before I forget, can you
do me a huge favor?

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Sure. Lucas' headshots.

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Hmm. I needed them, well, yesterday, to
be totally honest.

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I know you big time.

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He has a phone, right?

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Yeah, but... Actually, for this magazine
editorial, everyone at opening needs to

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be featured. It's part of the deal I
have with my mom.

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I don't think the quality of the
phone... Do not worry about it. I would

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to. Oh, really?

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Oh, thank you. I don't want anything
stopping me from hiring him, if you know

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what I mean. I understand.

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Just so, baby.

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No, I was with you.

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I take it you are not the new face of
the vegan dog food revolution then.

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It was awful, Scar.

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They asked me to explore the room as a
dog. What?

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I know.

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I was only in there like ten minutes. I
definitely didn't get it.

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I'm sorry, Elise. Bone -free dog dinner
just won't be the same without you.

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I know.

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But hey, would you have honestly looked
back at this commercial and thought,

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yeah, that was my best work?

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I guess it would have depended on what
breed I was doing.

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Oh, makes sense.

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My yabby chihuahua was definitely a
showstopper.

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And the buyout was $10 ,000.

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$10 ,000?

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For $10 ,000, who cares if it was your
best work? Who cares if it was even good

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work?

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How was your meeting?

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Oh, it was fine. I mean, the place is
great.

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New boss is nice.

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I'm pretty sure she has a massive crush
on the new pianist. Who, by the way, is

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the one you were telling me about from
the bar?

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Well, I don't blame her. He's a charmer,
right?

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Uh, no. No, he was rude and obsessed
with some kind of elevator etiquette as

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that exists.

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Yeah, you've lost me now.

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And I'm trying to get drinks with Jenny
and her hot shot mom tonight, but he is

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going to be there and probably
completely mess up my chances.

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Chances at what?

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At convincing Joan to hire me full time.

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Of course.

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Her own personal photographer.

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I mean, imagine it. And how exactly is
that going to work?

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Oh, simple.

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It's just like dating. The same rules
apply.

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First things first.

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Make an entrance.

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If everyone else in that bar is
interested in you, they will be too.

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Use their names as often as you can. It
makes people feel like you're invested

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in them.

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And if you keep saying their names,
they'll only be thinking about yours.

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Buy them drinks. They'll feel like they
owe you.

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Tell a genuinely funny anecdote.

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I'm not talking boring bar banter.
You're going for snort your drink out

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nose funny.

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Good. You've broken the barrier.

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Then... You can pull out the big gun.

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Eye contact.

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Signals availability.

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Keep it firm, but not aggressive.

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Friendly touching. The boundaries change
when it's professional.

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So keep it brief, light, and in the safe
zone.

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The real test of whether all this has
paid off is in the feet and the handbag.

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You want her feet pointing towards
yours.

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Means that she is not going anywhere.

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And the handbag?

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Women use their handbags like little
shields.

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And if she holds hers down to her
side...

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I'm in.

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Well, I must say, you're a very
impressive young woman.

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Jenny's shown me your portfolio, and
you've got a great eye.

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Thank you, Joan.

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I think we should discuss you doing some
work for me next.

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I'll give you a call.

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Really? That would be amazing. I'd be so
honored.

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Now, I'm going to leave you girls to it.
Enjoy the rest of your night.

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How's cocktail,

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please?

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Funny.

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I thought you'd be one of those people
with a very specific drink.

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Well, I wouldn't knock it. Might help
you pick up the pace a bit.

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00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,320
Well, clearly you haven't listened to
jazz before.

249
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,840
Oh, sure. If I wanted to follow click
quicker.

250
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:30,840
Well, this is technically a blues bar,
so... Gershwin's okay.

251
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,040
So mainstream.

252
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:40,120
Oh, darn it.

253
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:41,760
What?

254
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,400
Would you stop? Stop looking. Stop.

255
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:49,380
Oh, at what? The brunette over there by
the entrance who's going to look this

256
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:50,700
way any second now?

257
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:57,200
Would you stop? She's my ex, okay? It
did not end on a good turn. Yeah, no, I

258
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:02,020
can clearly see that, and she is hanging
off the arm of an absolute knockout.

259
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:05,140
And you're cowering behind a silk blend,
by the way.

260
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,079
I'm not cowering. I just don't have to
deal with that right now.

261
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:14,099
Well... I really hate to be the one to
break this to you. Oh, do you? But she's

262
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,099
coming over.

263
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,440
Hi.

264
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:18,660
Yes, it's me.

265
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,960
Oh, God.

266
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,480
Why did it have to be me?

267
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,880
Wow. Wow. A lot of baggage there.

268
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,839
Look, look. I can't believe I'm about to
ask you this.

269
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,920
But would you consider pretending to be
my date for the next two minutes of your

270
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,920
life, tops?

271
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,060
Hmm.

272
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,300
I'm going to need some more details.

273
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,840
What? Why?

274
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:42,020
Because I want to make sure that I'm
defending the injured party in all of

275
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:47,020
For all I know, you could be the awful
one. What? I wasn't. Oh, see, now that's

276
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what the awful one would say.

277
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,560
You better hurry.

278
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:52,580
Okay, okay.

279
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,780
You see that rippling knockout over
there?

280
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,620
Absolutely. I haven't taken my eyes off
of him.

281
00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:00,900
Well, there was some overlap between the
two of us that she didn't tell me for,

282
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,620
you know, well, long enough for it to
really hurt my feelings. And by the time

283
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:06,820
finally figured out what was going on
and confronted her about it...

284
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,440
She told me she never really loved me.

285
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:11,260
Completely broke my heart and my
PlayStation.

286
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,680
Ooh, heart.

287
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,880
How did she break it?

288
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,720
She threw it against the wall.

289
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,040
Classic technique. She almost hit her
cat.

290
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,140
Okay, see, now that's why you always
survey the crash zone first.

291
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800
Sarah.

292
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:26,380
Lucas. Hi.

293
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,980
You look great.

294
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:29,820
It's the new PlayStation.

295
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,520
Scarlett, Lucas' girlfriend.

296
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,680
Aw, cute. Like, how did you meet?

297
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,140
Oh, from work. Through work.

298
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,400
Oh, so you're a struggling musician,
too.

299
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,500
No, I'm an urban and city photographer.

300
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,740
Look at you two.

301
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,920
How is this the first I'm hearing of
this Lucy?

302
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:57,700
Oh, well, Lucy and I have been keeping
it kind of quiet. But we've been

303
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,100
together for how long now?

304
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,140
Five. Four months.

305
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,110
Four -month anniversary tonight,
actually.

306
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:11,410
Oh, is that your boyfriend over there?

307
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:15,850
Yeah. We're much more casual, you know.

308
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:19,270
Modern. We like the theme of the
podcast.

309
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:25,310
Wow. You know, I really admire that in
people. I feel like they can have their

310
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,970
cake and eat it, too.

311
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:28,910
But good for you.

312
00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:30,890
Lovely to meet you.

313
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:42,800
Hey, that was pretty, I just want to say
thank you. You're welcome.

314
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,560
Yeah, yep, that's what I was going to
say.

315
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,740
Okay, yeah, right.

316
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,080
Cool.

317
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,800
Yeah.

318
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,380
I think this needs more time.

319
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:17,680
Do you have to go to work? Can't you
just cough over a few drinks and just

320
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,680
for the afternoon off?

321
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,880
No, because unlike you, my boss doesn't
think I'm irreplaceable.

322
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,840
Aw, that messed up.

323
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,600
Yeah, it does.

324
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,940
Come on, back to it.

325
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:30,940
Fine.

326
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,820
Sandra, I can't believe it. David's left
me again.

327
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,200
What? That's like the fifth time.

328
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:37,750
Everything's got to change.

329
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:42,250
It already has. With Smart Meal, the
world's leading recipe box, getting your

330
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:45,470
life back on track one meal at a time.

331
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,630
Is that Jenny?

332
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,450
Jenny.

333
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,630
Harassing the general public? What are
you doing?

334
00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:59,410
I just had the worst first date I've
ever had.

335
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,880
Actually, the worst first date anyone
has ever had.

336
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:07,160
Well, I don't think that's true. The guy
was more interested in the waitress the

337
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,160
whole time we were there.

338
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:13,300
Actually got her number right in front
of me. And then he invited her onto his

339
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,300
boat later.

340
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,640
There was no mention of a boat when he
asked me out. Not even a mention of any

341
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,340
boat. No, oh, hey, by the way, I have a
boat. Do you like sushi?

342
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,460
Nothing. Well, at least he had a boat.

343
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,480
I once went out with a guy who had no
shoes.

344
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,270
He didn't believe in them.

345
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,230
Who doesn't believe in shoes?

346
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:37,110
Well, at least he didn't ask out another
woman right under your nose.

347
00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:41,870
I think that justifies me drowning my
sorrows at 2 .30 on a Thursday with a

348
00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:42,870
popsicle.

349
00:21:44,350 --> 00:21:46,690
The thing is, I've never really dated
before.

350
00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:49,310
I was with my ex for 15 years.

351
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:54,050
We started dating in college and broke
up three months ago now.

352
00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:58,670
It was the right thing to do. I mean, he
was a horrible person and...

353
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,980
I'm pathetic, aren't I?

354
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,920
No! I'll be straight with you, Jen.

355
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:07,380
Your date story there, it did make me
sad.

356
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:12,680
And with all that new information you
just gave me about your non -existent

357
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,280
dating history is even worse.

358
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,400
Terrible, in fact.

359
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:20,340
And I'm guessing you haven't developed
your dating side since your last

360
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,340
relationship.

361
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:23,260
But you know what?

362
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:25,300
All of this is about to change.

363
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:27,540
So I'm going to need you to set that
down.

364
00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:30,740
Hand it over.

365
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:40,060
Get ready to take notes.

366
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:47,140
Oh, mental notes. I just need you to
focus, because this advice is usually

367
00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:48,140
free.

368
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,800
Do you want my help, Jenny?

369
00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:52,580
Of course you do.

370
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,760
Why do I want to help you?

371
00:22:55,390 --> 00:23:00,430
I don't know, because I'm bored, because
I need a new project, because Lisa is a

372
00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:01,430
lost cause.

373
00:23:01,450 --> 00:23:03,750
Hey! He smells like dust.

374
00:23:05,170 --> 00:23:06,170
But you?

375
00:23:07,330 --> 00:23:10,570
You've got potential, and I'm going to
make something out of you.

376
00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:12,710
Any questions?

377
00:23:13,950 --> 00:23:15,310
I'm great. How are you doing today?

378
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,590
Can I do a regular oat latte, please?
Yeah, sure.

379
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,580
Do you want to... No, it's okay. I'll
get my arm.

380
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,720
Actually, I needed to talk to you.

381
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,700
Jenny asked me to do your headshots.

382
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,540
Oh, well, you don't have to do my
headshots. Because she needs them ASAP.

383
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,100
but I can always just do them on my...
And she doesn't want you to take

384
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:43,100
ones on your phone.

385
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,940
They wouldn't be terrible. They'd be
pretty... Tomorrow sounds good to you.

386
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:49,379
I'll be there.

387
00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,380
You then.

388
00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:52,740
Can't wait.

389
00:23:55,139 --> 00:23:57,820
Make that two regular oat lattes,
please. Okay.

390
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,160
Thank you.

391
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:24,040
The library's two doors down, you know.

392
00:24:27,879 --> 00:24:29,820
Me? Oh, the library. Yeah.

393
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,280
Yeah. Yeah, the library. I know.

394
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,680
I go there all the time.

395
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:36,400
But, you know, they close at 5 p .m.

396
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:42,300
What about all the folks who want to
enjoy a cocktail and a good book on a

397
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,300
Friday night?

398
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,220
The forgotten few.

399
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,800
I'm Will.

400
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:55,620
Jenny.

401
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:57,700
Hi.

402
00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:00,260
Hi!

403
00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:05,880
Where have you been? We've been waiting
for you. I was at the bar.

404
00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:11,880
I just met the most amazing guy. He was
reading Moby Dick.

405
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,720
Who goes to a bar to read?

406
00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:16,740
What? I like that about him.

407
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:21,320
People only go to bars to read if they
have no one to talk to or they're trying

408
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,680
to seem more interesting than they
actually are.

409
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:24,679
Since when?

410
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:30,200
Look, I like a good book as much as the
next person, but going to a bar to read

411
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,780
is like eating soup in a movie theater.
You just don't do it.

412
00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:38,980
I mean, as a very interesting person,
I'm going to have to go with Scar on

413
00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:41,240
one. It's just not the vibe.

414
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,600
And the lighting is all wrong.

415
00:25:45,390 --> 00:25:46,109
I liked him.

416
00:25:46,110 --> 00:25:52,170
Maybe he's just shy and still putting
himself out there. I don't know. I felt

417
00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:57,370
something there and thought I could see
things maybe going somewhere.

418
00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:58,790
Excuse me?

419
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,870
Not for a relationship or anything.

420
00:26:01,130 --> 00:26:04,890
Good, because I've known this sidewalk
longer. But maybe a relationship down

421
00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:06,510
line. You've got to be kidding me.

422
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:11,140
Like in Serendipity, when Kate
Beckinsale meets John Cusack just out

423
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:15,500
gloves. And then, years later, fate
brings them back together on the ice

424
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:20,320
remember? This is not Serendipity, and I
need you to know that.

425
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:27,600
I know, but... Look, if it's fate that
you're after, let's just put

426
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,600
it to the test.

427
00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:33,800
That's not what I had in mind. I know,
but...

428
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,460
It's too early for you to get back into
a relationship.

429
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,140
Can I not be the judge of that?

430
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,480
Clearly not.

431
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,020
And I need you to make a drastic change
because you are attracting the wrong

432
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,020
men.

433
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,240
Couldn't I just held on to that? It had
to be dramatic.

434
00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:09,980
Again. A cacao ceremony is nothing to
sneer about. All I want to know is do

435
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:11,020
really need the gong?

436
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:18,540
The healing vibration of the gong gives
us a more grounded practice.

437
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,560
What does that even mean?

438
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,980
Why don't you just try it?

439
00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:28,060
Open your heart and offer it up to the
universe.

440
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,360
Tell it what you're grateful for.

441
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:37,240
I'd be grateful for sleeping in past 6 a
.m. And your intention for the day?

442
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,400
I intend to destroy that gong.

443
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:47,040
I don't suppose you picked up anything
else off the grocery list?

444
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:48,820
No.

445
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,740
But I did use your credit cards.

446
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,500
Oh, good.

447
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:58,360
So I'm the one funding this... this
breakdown.

448
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,960
And that's what I'm grateful for.

449
00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:07,100
I'm meant to be making my boss more
visually acceptable to the outside world

450
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:11,160
today. He couldn't have picked up a
yogurt. Not visually acceptable.

451
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,920
Helping her find her authentic self. Big
difference.

452
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,360
And be nice to her today, okay?

453
00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:23,840
She's not like you. She's shy and
sensitive.

454
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,580
She has feelings.

455
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:27,520
I have feelings.

456
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:34,460
Yes. But when you hide behind these
little jokes and snarky comments all the

457
00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:37,440
time, sometimes even you forget that.

458
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,160
I get why you do it. I'm just saying.

459
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,120
Go easy on her.

460
00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:44,620
That's all.

461
00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:48,040
I can't make any promises, but I will
try.

462
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:54,080
Enjoy your little chocolate party.

463
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,100
It's a cacao ceremony!

464
00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:57,780
It's the same thing!

465
00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:17,839
Hand it over.

466
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,660
What? You know what.

467
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:20,900
Hand it over.

468
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:22,480
What? My... Give it to me now.

469
00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:26,140
Three, two... All right, all right,
here.

470
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,540
You'll thank me later.

471
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,160
Oh.

472
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:32,380
Best date spot in town.

473
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,860
Capriccio's, by the way. Never fails.

474
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,360
It's time to shop.

475
00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:06,920
Not half bad. Not half bad.

476
00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:09,960
I'm a knockout.

477
00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:20,100
Don't mind the spiritual healer.

478
00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:27,560
Welcome to my sound bath. Let the waves
of sound wash over you and cleanse

479
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,900
your soul of its daily stresses.

480
00:30:30,140 --> 00:30:33,600
You know, some level of stress is
actually quite good for you.

481
00:30:33,950 --> 00:30:39,990
You know, being open -minded and
allowing new people into your life to

482
00:30:39,990 --> 00:30:42,270
for the better can be good for you too,
Scarlett.

483
00:30:42,470 --> 00:30:43,770
You'll learn that someday.

484
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:47,510
Take a seat over there, and I'm just
going to get set up. Okay.

485
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,250
Good choice.

486
00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:12,310
It was between this and Lisa's teen pop
album. I went with the safe option.

487
00:31:12,590 --> 00:31:13,590
Wise.

488
00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:19,210
Besides, I need you to relax because you
clearly don't like having your photo

489
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:25,110
taken. Well, no, especially by a woman
who, frankly, terrifies me. And now I'm

490
00:31:25,110 --> 00:31:26,410
all alone in her lair.

491
00:31:29,650 --> 00:31:31,850
Look at the camera. Not me.

492
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,710
Why do I terrify you?

493
00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:40,230
Well, for one thing, you're just so
mean.

494
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,590
And that's terrifying.

495
00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:49,950
Yeah, for most people it is, yes. But
not you, apparently.

496
00:31:50,970 --> 00:31:52,190
What are you afraid of?

497
00:31:52,470 --> 00:31:54,630
Besides joy and the sound of laughter.

498
00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:57,830
Chip nails.

499
00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:00,190
Chip nails?

500
00:32:00,690 --> 00:32:02,330
Yeah, chip nails.

501
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:06,750
Wrinkled clothes, everything that
doesn't make you look perfect.

502
00:32:07,910 --> 00:32:08,910
And that's it.

503
00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:11,610
What do you want me to say? Rats on the
subway?

504
00:32:11,910 --> 00:32:13,490
No, it's good to know.

505
00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:14,930
It's weird.

506
00:32:15,710 --> 00:32:17,090
But it's good to know.

507
00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:26,330
So tell me, when did you know you wanted
to be a pianist?

508
00:32:27,050 --> 00:32:29,290
Oh, uh, in college.

509
00:32:29,810 --> 00:32:31,930
I majored in history.

510
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,700
But I didn't really like it, so I spent
most of my time in music school.

511
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:38,120
And I never really left.

512
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,120
What about you?

513
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,380
When did you decide that photography was
your thing?

514
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:47,380
When my dad walked out.

515
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:58,740
Do you remember those wind -up
disposable cameras we were all obsessed

516
00:32:58,740 --> 00:32:59,840
we were like seven?

517
00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:01,940
Yeah.

518
00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:10,730
Well, I had one of those. And after
that, it just became easier to see

519
00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:14,990
the world through this tiny little lens
than to face it head on, I guess.

520
00:33:16,090 --> 00:33:20,030
Probably not the therapist -approved way
of handling it, but hey.

521
00:33:21,990 --> 00:33:27,310
And photographing buildings and cities
just made sense because they have a kind

522
00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:29,610
of hidden baggage too, I guess.

523
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:36,520
And, um, yeah. They also can't say no to
you taking their picture, which helped

524
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,520
a lot.

525
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:43,540
Also, I don't like people, so... Makes
sense.

526
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:45,520
You know what?

527
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,360
Let's go to the roof.

528
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,600
To the roof?

529
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,720
Yeah.

530
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:58,200
I found my love in Avalon.

531
00:33:58,700 --> 00:33:59,700
Big time.

532
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:07,560
the bay I left my love in Avalon and

533
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:14,120
I sailed I sailed away I dream of him
and

534
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,940
Avalon from

535
00:34:50,409 --> 00:34:57,170
From dusk till dawn, and so I think I'll
travel

536
00:34:57,170 --> 00:35:00,990
on to Avalon.

537
00:35:05,510 --> 00:35:09,250
So? Tell me, you're going to give me
something, sweetheart.

538
00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:11,830
You know your mother loves all those
little details.

539
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:13,930
All those little details?

540
00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:15,270
Shut up.

541
00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:17,810
What did you say, honey? I didn't hear
you.

542
00:35:18,010 --> 00:35:19,230
Yeah, go ahead and say that again,
Willie.

543
00:35:23,210 --> 00:35:24,490
Yeah, Mom, it's Lucas.

544
00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:28,310
Hello, Lucas, dear. Hello, Mom. How are
you?

545
00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:32,390
It's such a shame that Lucas has to
leave right now.

546
00:35:33,450 --> 00:35:36,210
Yeah. You just said that, didn't you?
You have to go.

547
00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:37,730
You're running late.

548
00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:41,070
Okay. All right. Bye, Lucas, dear.

549
00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:42,350
Bye -bye.

550
00:35:47,690 --> 00:35:48,690
Okay.

551
00:35:49,490 --> 00:35:51,470
Mom, I don't know what else to say.

552
00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:56,950
I gave her my number, and she hasn't
called me yet, I guess. I don't know.

553
00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:58,430
me crazy. I just think that's a no.

554
00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:02,910
And that's it, huh? You're just going to
give up, right?

555
00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:04,450
Oh, come on.

556
00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:08,490
There could be all kinds of reasons why
she hasn't called you.

557
00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:13,330
Maybe she lost your number, and you know
what? She is searching for it right

558
00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:18,730
this very instant. Maybe she... Maybe
she lost her cell phone, or... Oh.

559
00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:23,310
Maybe she accidentally... and you
brought it into the shower with her.

560
00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:25,930
You know, your father did that once.

561
00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:30,570
Oh, honey, maybe there was a disaster at
work and it is just taking up all her

562
00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:35,630
time. I get it. I get it, Mom. I do. I
really do, okay? Thank you.

563
00:36:36,390 --> 00:36:39,790
Just don't rule her out yet, okay?

564
00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:42,330
Okay. Okay.

565
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:48,410
Thanks, Mom. I really do. I gotta go
right now, so... Bye -bye, honey. I love

566
00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:49,890
you. Bye. Love you, too.

567
00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:56,990
Is somebody having lady troubles? Oh,
come on. Okay, fine. Jump aboard the

568
00:36:56,990 --> 00:37:01,810
dating advice train. Next stop, my life
is in shambles.

569
00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:06,630
You're not going to like this, but Mom
is totally right. Oh, come on. I know.

570
00:37:07,090 --> 00:37:10,350
Now, there can be a thousand reasons why
she hasn't called you back, including

571
00:37:10,350 --> 00:37:13,210
the fact that she has a life.

572
00:37:13,550 --> 00:37:15,830
Okay. It's only been two days.

573
00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,790
You're right. Give her a chance.

574
00:37:18,390 --> 00:37:22,050
And then if you still haven't heard
anything from her, you've got to find a

575
00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:25,020
to see her in person, to see where you
stand.

576
00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:28,580
Thank you for that.

577
00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:30,140
You're welcome.

578
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:31,600
Okay. Yeah?

579
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,520
Beautiful.

580
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,480
That's what I'm talking about. You're
gorgeous.

581
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,880
Get out of here. Bye.

582
00:37:53,930 --> 00:37:54,930
I brought coffee.

583
00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:59,530
I know how much you like drinking lattes
I paid for, so... I do, indeed.

584
00:38:04,930 --> 00:38:05,930
Come sit.

585
00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:13,250
You think that one's bad?

586
00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:14,970
Take a look at this.

587
00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:18,370
Oh, my God, it's awful.

588
00:38:18,990 --> 00:38:20,490
Is that really what I look like?

589
00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:22,350
It's like I'm in physical pain.

590
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:23,880
They get better.

591
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,560
See?

592
00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,140
Oh.

593
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,980
Yeah. I actually look pleased to be
alive in that one.

594
00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:34,720
Can I get a copy of that one?

595
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,440
Sure.

596
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,520
I've actually starred the six best ones,
in my opinion.

597
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,500
Here.

598
00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:45,260
That's the nicest one, I think.

599
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,660
In terms of lighting and everything.

600
00:38:50,970 --> 00:38:52,890
They're all going to be on the hard
drive, though. Okay.

601
00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:55,030
No, it's amazing.

602
00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:56,990
Thank you so much.

603
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,690
I mean, considering what you were
working with.

604
00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:01,850
You're not that bad.

605
00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:08,410
Dang it.

606
00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:10,830
I think I left the hard drive at my
apartment.

607
00:39:11,330 --> 00:39:12,330
When do you need them by?

608
00:39:12,570 --> 00:39:14,110
Um, today?

609
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,110
Really? Sorry.

610
00:39:17,010 --> 00:39:18,010
Okay.

611
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,189
Come on, then.

612
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,190
Yeah.

613
00:39:28,270 --> 00:39:29,270
Thanks again for all these.

614
00:39:31,650 --> 00:39:32,650
Don't mention it.

615
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:34,750
Hey, guys!

616
00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:35,810
Hi, Lisa.

617
00:39:35,870 --> 00:39:37,230
Uh, bye, Lisa.

618
00:39:37,490 --> 00:39:39,830
Oh, no, no, no, no. Stay for dinner,
Lucas.

619
00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:43,730
It's takeout night, so you're safe from
our cooking.

620
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:50,650
Every night is takeout night. Uh, sure,
yeah, I'll stay. But it's on me as a

621
00:39:50,650 --> 00:39:51,650
thank you.

622
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:03,420
You think she would sign this thing? I
don't know. Maybe it's a collaboration.

623
00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:05,000
I really... I'll get it.

624
00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:08,500
I'm going to go help her out.

625
00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:13,740
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

626
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,380
Which way?

627
00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:18,240
Behind the pillow. Yeah, okay.

628
00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:23,860
Don't say anything. No, no, we're good.
That's normal. Hi.

629
00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:25,580
Oh, hi.

630
00:41:00,970 --> 00:41:06,870
Hey, do you remember when we were little
and Millie Riley would push your head

631
00:41:06,870 --> 00:41:07,870
into the sandbox?

632
00:41:08,310 --> 00:41:11,590
Yeah, thank you for reminding me of that
wonderful childhood memory.

633
00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:12,870
You're welcome.

634
00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:17,310
But she did that because she actually
liked you.

635
00:41:18,470 --> 00:41:19,470
Yeah, she did.

636
00:41:20,710 --> 00:41:22,730
Do people still do that as adults?

637
00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:27,150
Did somebody push your head in the
sandbox? No.

638
00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:28,790
No.

639
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:35,940
I just mean, like, do people still
pretend like they're mean when in

640
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,240
actuality they like you?

641
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,520
Well, that depends.

642
00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:40,980
On what? On if they're a psychopath.

643
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:48,560
Right. Normal functioning people in
society don't go around being horrible

644
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:52,980
the people they want to date because
unlike preschool, you can just leave.

645
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,860
You know, you don't have to stick
around.

646
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,920
Why? Who is it?

647
00:41:59,710 --> 00:42:00,870
Somebody from work.

648
00:42:01,110 --> 00:42:02,930
Okay, and she's being mean to you?

649
00:42:03,170 --> 00:42:06,470
Well, yeah, she's, uh, she's mean to
everybody.

650
00:42:07,810 --> 00:42:12,630
Aside from her boss, who she kind of,
like, wants me to ask on a date.

651
00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:19,190
But the other night, she was, uh,
different.

652
00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:22,130
Do you like her?

653
00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:24,230
No. No, no,

654
00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:25,948
no.

655
00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:27,310
I just haven't figured her out yet.

656
00:42:27,910 --> 00:42:33,070
Generally speaking, I don't think girls
usually tell boys they like to go on

657
00:42:33,070 --> 00:42:34,070
dates with other people.

658
00:42:35,330 --> 00:42:36,330
So.

659
00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:43,270
Yeah, you're right.

660
00:42:47,870 --> 00:42:54,790
So, how

661
00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:56,270
should I do it? I mean.

662
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,260
I don't even know the kind of things he
likes. Hence the date.

663
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:04,320
Yeah, I know, but I don't know if he's
like a dinner and a movie kind of guy or

664
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,200
a late night cocktail kind of guy.

665
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,720
I mean, he does work in bars.

666
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:15,040
No, Lucas is definitely the low -key
kind of guy. You know, he'd rather joke

667
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:20,520
around than go to a fancy dinner at a
stuck -up restaurant, despite the kinds

668
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,660
places that he works at.

669
00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:23,860
Like the events I planned?

670
00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:28,720
Yeah. Like the events you planned. But,
you know, he's old school.

671
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,580
And not in the stuffy way.

672
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:35,460
Just in the... He puts uniqueness over
novelty.

673
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,560
I think the key to him is just keeping
it laid back.

674
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:41,900
Old school.

675
00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,920
You got all that from him already?

676
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,500
Yeah. I guess so.

677
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,980
You didn't need to come meet me. I would
have seen you. you at home.

678
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,680
I had to get plant food for the little
guys.

679
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:04,880
I hope you know what you're doing.

680
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:08,540
Yep. Apparently they need more than just
water. Can you believe it?

681
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:10,740
Scarlett. What?

682
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:12,020
Come on.

683
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,280
What do you want me to say? That you
should be asking Lucas out.

684
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,618
Not Jenny.

685
00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:20,440
I don't do relationships and you know
that.

686
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:26,720
So why should I stop Jenny, my boss,
remember, from asking Lucas out?

687
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,920
Who would have already asked me out by
now if he actually liked me?

688
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Listen, I know you're used to guys
practically fainting at the sight of

689
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,100
mean, I got a little lightheaded when I
first met you myself.

690
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,640
At least we were eight.

691
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,120
Exactly.

692
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:50,000
But my point is, maybe you like Lucas
because he's different. He clearly likes

693
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:56,000
you. I don't. He doesn't. This is all
just a flutter. It'll pass.

694
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,960
Besides, I need the work with Jenny and
Joan.

695
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,460
So I don't want anything to mess that
up.

696
00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:10,320
So, if Jenny wants to ask him out, if
Joan wants to ask him out, if Joan's dog

697
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,220
Pepe wants to ask him out, I will be the
first one to hand Lucas over, okay?

698
00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:20,630
You know what?

699
00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:22,190
I'm going to get some fresh air.

700
00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:25,030
That's what plants are for.

701
00:45:25,870 --> 00:45:27,470
Hey, I know where you live.

702
00:45:35,510 --> 00:45:38,570
Jenny showed me the photos you took of
Lucas, by the way.

703
00:45:38,850 --> 00:45:40,810
He's a good -looking young man, isn't
he?

704
00:45:41,270 --> 00:45:43,170
Yeah, I mean, I've seen worse.

705
00:45:43,830 --> 00:45:47,510
I gave Jen a little nudge in his
direction the other night.

706
00:45:47,950 --> 00:45:53,270
She's been so shaken by the breakup, and
he seems like a nice boy. What do you

707
00:45:53,270 --> 00:45:55,690
think? She did mention that, actually.

708
00:45:55,930 --> 00:45:56,930
Oh, good.

709
00:45:57,950 --> 00:46:04,350
I know I shouldn't ask this, but she can
be a bit shy. So if you can, I

710
00:46:04,350 --> 00:46:10,170
don't know, work the magic behind the
scenes. I am waving my wand as we speak.

711
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,800
Those champagne glasses.

712
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,240
I'm just going to check the label. No,
you are not.

713
00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:38,100
Tonight, you are not an event planner.

714
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,660
You are just Jenny. So no harassing
other women for crockery

715
00:46:43,340 --> 00:46:44,780
Because we're here to have a good time.

716
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,280
Besides, I like spending time with you.
And you're going to have fun tonight.

717
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,580
It's getting you back on the scene.

718
00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:53,340
Wow.

719
00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:57,740
And you're a really nice person. I
actually like spending time with you.

720
00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:59,660
compliments are almost making me
uncomfortable.

721
00:47:00,590 --> 00:47:04,470
I'm just saying that there are certain
things that we need to focus our energy

722
00:47:04,470 --> 00:47:05,470
on.

723
00:47:06,230 --> 00:47:08,910
Tonight, you are not going to be
yourself.

724
00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:14,310
Instead, you are going to be Jenny's
cool older sister who likes listening to

725
00:47:14,310 --> 00:47:17,170
vinyls and staying out past 10 p .m. on
the weeknights.

726
00:47:17,410 --> 00:47:21,270
And when you start chatting up with
guys, don't try so hard.

727
00:47:21,670 --> 00:47:24,990
Because short answers are mysterious.

728
00:47:25,850 --> 00:47:30,170
But not in the way that you say yes or
no, because those people are the worst.

729
00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:36,310
What else? Oh, don't actually laugh at
their jokes, unless they're funny, which

730
00:47:36,310 --> 00:47:37,690
they usually aren't.

731
00:47:38,330 --> 00:47:42,910
And, oh, always, always, always excuse
yourself early.

732
00:47:43,310 --> 00:47:44,310
Okay?

733
00:47:44,890 --> 00:47:45,890
Off you go.

734
00:47:46,010 --> 00:47:48,710
So, basically, just be a terrible
person.

735
00:47:50,890 --> 00:47:53,250
A terribly awesome person.

736
00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:57,110
Not bad.

737
00:47:58,130 --> 00:48:01,270
Just, all this, it's not me.

738
00:48:02,010 --> 00:48:04,550
I'm not a 12 numbers on a napkin kind of
girl.

739
00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:07,870
And I'm not, there's nothing wrong with
that.

740
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:10,110
I'm a big fan of it personally.

741
00:48:11,310 --> 00:48:13,630
I just, I know I want something more
than that.

742
00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:15,970
I mean, does all this really make you
feel good?

743
00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:19,690
Confidence is the most powerful weapon a
woman can have.

744
00:48:19,970 --> 00:48:22,490
And you have come so far. Do not give up
now.

745
00:48:23,110 --> 00:48:24,110
I'm not.

746
00:48:24,330 --> 00:48:25,810
Because I'm going to get one more number
tonight.

747
00:48:26,950 --> 00:48:28,290
Whose? Lucas's.

748
00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:35,210
Well, you already have his number. He
works for you, remember?

749
00:48:35,550 --> 00:48:37,550
No, I mean, I'm going to ask him out.

750
00:48:37,890 --> 00:48:38,890
I'm going to do it.

751
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,290
Tonight. Tonight.

752
00:48:40,910 --> 00:48:41,910
Are you sure?

753
00:48:41,950 --> 00:48:47,910
No. God, this is stupid, right? I mean,
there's no way he'd ever like me. I

754
00:48:47,910 --> 00:48:49,050
mean, look at him.

755
00:48:49,750 --> 00:48:50,910
And then look at me.

756
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:53,430
Hey.

757
00:48:54,450 --> 00:48:56,470
Hey, of course he would.

758
00:48:56,730 --> 00:49:01,430
And I know that I don't normally say
nice things, but he would be so lucky to

759
00:49:01,430 --> 00:49:02,430
have you.

760
00:49:02,970 --> 00:49:06,810
So I think if you like him, you should
go for it.

761
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:09,610
And watch him say yes.

762
00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:12,990
I'm really concerned about you. Are you
feeling okay?

763
00:49:14,930 --> 00:49:18,070
And what kind of evil, wicked schemes
are we planning tonight?

764
00:49:18,410 --> 00:49:22,970
Helping friends, buying love, making
dreams come true. You know, the usual.

765
00:49:24,319 --> 00:49:26,220
Lucas, do you want to go out later?

766
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:27,760
Like on a date?

767
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,620
Oh, uh, sure, yeah.

768
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
I'll get off at 10.

769
00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:36,740
See you at 10.

770
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:38,800
Perfect.

771
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,400
It worked.

772
00:49:43,060 --> 00:49:44,060
That was amazing.

773
00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:45,840
I didn't have to do too much.

774
00:49:57,450 --> 00:50:00,310
I'm talking to guy after guy about
nothing, really.

775
00:50:00,590 --> 00:50:03,450
I just realized I want something more
meaningful.

776
00:50:04,050 --> 00:50:06,350
So I just went for it. Good for you.

777
00:50:06,710 --> 00:50:09,790
If only all our thought processes made
such cold, hard sense.

778
00:50:10,030 --> 00:50:15,410
No. I just want to be with someone I
like again. You know? Someone I can see

779
00:50:15,410 --> 00:50:16,288
future with.

780
00:50:16,290 --> 00:50:17,770
Who I can fall in love with.

781
00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:21,850
Ryan Reynolds is the only man I've ever
truly loved.

782
00:50:22,110 --> 00:50:25,310
Oh, if he could just meet me, I know
we'd be happy together.

783
00:50:25,670 --> 00:50:27,770
Oh, I'm not sure his wife would agree
with that.

784
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:29,970
She'd soon forget about him.

785
00:50:30,410 --> 00:50:33,410
Oh, well, that would be something. You'd
have to tell me your secret sometime,

786
00:50:33,730 --> 00:50:36,850
Lisa. No secret. Just my magnetic
personality.

787
00:50:37,470 --> 00:50:41,250
But, Scarlett, seriously, haven't you
ever thought about pursuing anything

788
00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:42,450
any of the guys you've been with?

789
00:50:43,050 --> 00:50:44,050
No.

790
00:50:44,270 --> 00:50:48,030
Never. Well, then when was your last
serious relationship?

791
00:50:48,839 --> 00:50:52,260
I've never had one last more than a few
weeks. On and off.

792
00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:54,780
You've never been in a long -term
relationship?

793
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,520
Now, why does that sound like a very bad
person's done a very bad thing?

794
00:50:59,940 --> 00:51:01,740
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm just surprised.

795
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,480
Ryan values a long -term relationship.
That's why he's a keeper.

796
00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:09,460
Hate to love and leave you both, but
I've got to run.

797
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,500
I've got big things to do before the
launch.

798
00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:17,640
Who's your celebrity crush?

799
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:24,250
Hey, Lucas.

800
00:51:24,450 --> 00:51:25,288
Hey, hey.

801
00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:28,010
You remember how you told me to go see
that girl in person?

802
00:51:28,590 --> 00:51:29,590
Yeah.

803
00:51:29,650 --> 00:51:30,750
Well, I've got a plan.

804
00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:32,050
Oh, okay.

805
00:51:37,550 --> 00:51:40,190
The whole of New York City, and here you
are.

806
00:51:41,190 --> 00:51:43,870
I've really got to stop telling people
about this place.

807
00:51:44,350 --> 00:51:46,290
But what can I say? It is the best in
town.

808
00:51:46,690 --> 00:51:50,230
Yeah, Jenny's been going on about this
place, so we figured we should try it.

809
00:51:50,990 --> 00:51:51,990
Oh, my God.

810
00:51:52,299 --> 00:51:53,460
You've got a date tonight.

811
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,740
Yeah, we figured we'd celebrate the
press launch.

812
00:51:57,140 --> 00:52:02,100
You're welcome to join us if you like.
No, I mean, it's just, you know, it's

813
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:04,160
your date. You don't want me in a third
wheel.

814
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:05,500
Hi, Scarlett.

815
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:07,800
I can see why you love this place so
much.

816
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,359
Get this safe.

817
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,360
Trust me.

818
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,300
We should try a double date here
sometime.

819
00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:13,419
That would be fun.

820
00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:14,420
Yes, I'd love that.

821
00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:16,200
No, I don't think so.

822
00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:18,080
But you guys have fun.

823
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:35,560
Jenny and Lucas are on another date.

824
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,140
I told you.

825
00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:38,960
I know. What do I do?

826
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,600
Well, you're going to have to figure it
out fast.

827
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:43,020
How?

828
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:46,140
Actually spend some time with them.

829
00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:01,360
Why did I agree to this again?

830
00:53:01,580 --> 00:53:04,780
I don't do double dates. But that's what
happens when you have a couple of

831
00:53:04,780 --> 00:53:06,160
friends. Oh, please.

832
00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:08,300
You are not my friend.

833
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,180
I must admit, I'm surprised you even
agreed to a blind date.

834
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,500
I didn't.

835
00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:17,300
I lost a bet with Lisa over who could
eat the most peas with chopsticks.

836
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:19,900
That girl's got freakishly nimble
fingers.

837
00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:22,200
Or maybe deep down.

838
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:25,100
What you really want is to settle down
with a nice young man.

839
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,680
No, I don't have a deep down.

840
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:29,870
And... Where is Jenny?

841
00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:32,730
Oh.

842
00:53:34,450 --> 00:53:36,410
It's perfect. He is a male you.

843
00:53:36,670 --> 00:53:38,230
Look away or hell no, we're here.

844
00:53:38,730 --> 00:53:41,030
Sorry, I hate to break it to you, but...
Wow.

845
00:53:41,590 --> 00:53:44,690
Not many women look like their Instagram
photo. But you.

846
00:53:45,630 --> 00:53:47,090
And Croatia 2004.

847
00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:51,550
You must be Nate.

848
00:53:52,190 --> 00:53:53,910
An absolute pleasure to meet you.

849
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,120
You know. Why?

850
00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:25,160
This is nuts, because my

851
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:30,200
editor was at your PR launch event, and
she wants me to write a feature about

852
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,560
it. And you, obviously.

853
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,000
What? If that's okay.

854
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,440
Oh, my God.

855
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:35,980
Absolutely.

856
00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:39,320
That'd be amazing publicity for us.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

857
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,680
Take a seat.

858
00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:41,900
Oh, sure.

859
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:49,620
You called and planned ahead to meet
you, but, well, I didn't have your

860
00:54:49,940 --> 00:54:53,120
Oh, yeah, no, that's no problem.

861
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:58,520
I kind of lost yours. Well, it got
thrown away. Not by me.

862
00:54:59,420 --> 00:55:02,020
Anyway, it was a whole thing.

863
00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:05,300
All I know is that there's a four in it.

864
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,900
Yeah, there is a four in it.

865
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:09,960
You're a tenth of the way there.

866
00:55:11,439 --> 00:55:14,920
But listen, I can get your contact
details and we can plan this for a

867
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:15,960
time if this is no good.

868
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:16,738
Oh, no, no, no.

869
00:55:16,740 --> 00:55:17,820
We're both here now.

870
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,040
Let's do it.

871
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,440
Oh, Jenny just messaged.

872
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:27,680
She can't make it.

873
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:31,740
Whatever happens at the table, it is at
the table.

874
00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,000
If you'll excuse me.

875
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,400
Actually, I have to go to the bathroom.

876
00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:52,660
You can't leave me here with him.

877
00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:56,260
I have been in the presence of that man
for a whole five minutes, 40 seconds

878
00:55:56,260 --> 00:56:01,020
longer than I deserve to be. So, I don't
get it. I work the same hours as you,

879
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,260
and I don't get any time.

880
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,480
Uh, no.

881
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,180
No, you've got jokes, but I'm definitely
not going to win.

882
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:38,640
Well, are you afraid to get your hair
wet?

883
00:56:40,180 --> 00:56:44,520
No, no, I'm just not good at this kind
of stuff. So I'd rather spare people

884
00:57:09,310 --> 00:57:11,430
Sorry. See, this is why you don't take
me here.

885
00:57:12,090 --> 00:57:15,310
I told you. It's really not good. And
now there's a lot of people that are

886
00:57:15,310 --> 00:57:16,310
watching.

887
00:57:17,730 --> 00:57:18,730
Oh.

888
00:57:19,590 --> 00:57:21,730
Can I interest anyone in a hot dog?

889
00:57:22,990 --> 00:57:23,990
On me.

890
00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:26,070
Yep. Bring it back.

891
00:57:27,850 --> 00:57:29,690
That's what I call falling attack.

892
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:35,750
All right. So let's just get this clear
once and for all.

893
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:37,990
So even when you were bad at something.

894
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,100
You are the absolute worst at it. Is
that it?

895
00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:44,540
Yeah,

896
00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:46,400
seems like that.

897
00:57:48,460 --> 00:57:49,480
What about you?

898
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,720
What about me?

899
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,740
I feel like I don't really know anything
about you.

900
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:54,960
Well, that's a good thing.

901
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,820
But also not true. We know that my taste
in music is much better than yours.

902
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:12,780
What is your deepest, darkest secret?
Ooh, my deepest, darkest secret?

903
00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:14,780
Yeah, or something deep.

904
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,300
Uh, I got deeper trust issues.

905
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:19,040
Don't we all?

906
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:30,620
Uh... My family is everything.

907
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,280
Very good.

908
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:44,220
I don't really have any friends because
my entire life I've dedicated to my

909
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:45,220
family.

910
00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:49,620
Well, that's kind of sad.

911
00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:52,900
Hey.

912
00:58:54,860 --> 00:58:57,560
Remind me again why I'm telling somebody
with an emotional range of a teaspoon

913
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:58,299
all day.

914
00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:00,020
Oh, hey, now that's rude.

915
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,240
Yeah, well, you hurt me first. Well, you
hurt me second. Okay, well, we're going

916
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,240
this way.

917
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,820
And my last question is, Can I give you
my number again?

918
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,120
Oh.

919
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,120
I'm kind of seeing someone right now.

920
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:23,000
Oh. Yeah, no, that... Yeah, obviously,
look at you. Obviously, you're seeing

921
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
someone.

922
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:26,120
That's fine. That's totally fine.

923
00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:28,300
It's fine.

924
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:31,400
Is it getting hot in here, or...? I'm
really sorry.

925
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,960
Don't apologize. You don't... You don't
have to do that. It's okay.

926
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:38,580
Obviously, it's totally fine.

927
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,020
I think I got everything I need for the
interview.

928
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,740
Actually, do you have any photos that I
could use for it?

929
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,280
My photographer Scarlett has taken some
amazing photos.

930
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:51,800
I'll give you her details.

931
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:04,000
I have to go to the bathroom, but I'll
be right back.

932
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,220
Okay.

933
01:00:12,270 --> 01:00:13,270
What are you looking at?

934
01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:40,430
Alright, what do we think? Should we go
on the Ferris wheel?

935
01:00:44,060 --> 01:00:45,840
Actually, I think I'm going to head
home.

936
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:51,880
I want to make sure Jenny gets home
safe, so... Oh.

937
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,200
Sure.

938
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:01,660
But, uh... Can't have the big bear.

939
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:07,620
I don't think it'll fit in my apartment,
so... Okay. Yeah.

940
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,300
Bye. See you.

941
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:25,860
I had fun tonight.

942
01:01:37,550 --> 01:01:41,970
And then he shoved this massive bear in
my face and left.

943
01:01:42,430 --> 01:01:45,190
Well, something must have happened.

944
01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:51,050
So then I saw a text from Joan thanking
me for helping Jenny get the guy. No.

945
01:01:51,710 --> 01:01:54,730
Which, in my defense, he did already
know about.

946
01:01:54,990 --> 01:01:58,750
I just think that he thought it was more
of a joke than a genuine plan.

947
01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:01,250
If it were me, I'd be furious.

948
01:02:02,090 --> 01:02:06,130
Thanks. Yeah, really helpful. I mean, to
have this.

949
01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:11,400
Earth -shattering connection with
someone, only to find out it was some

950
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:15,220
love operation between them and their
boss's mom?

951
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,400
I mean, it's all a bit much.

952
01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:20,480
It wasn't exactly like that. I mean,
it's almost like a betrayal.

953
01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:23,820
Oh, right. The deception, the
dishonesty.

954
01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:29,380
I mean, that's hardly grounds for
friendship, let alone something else.

955
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:33,850
Especially for someone with deep -rooted
trust. Yep.

956
01:02:34,090 --> 01:02:36,070
You've really hammered that point home
now.

957
01:02:37,310 --> 01:02:41,970
I think I just need to distance myself
as much as possible from Lucas and

958
01:02:42,670 --> 01:02:43,670
Starting tonight.

959
01:02:43,910 --> 01:02:47,710
Things have gotten too complicated, and
I don't do complicated.

960
01:02:47,950 --> 01:02:50,930
Oh, imagine you having to experience a
really human emotion.

961
01:02:51,270 --> 01:02:54,630
Exactly. And you're not the first person
to tell me that this week.

962
01:02:55,090 --> 01:03:00,500
So, I think it'd be best if I just...
Sit back and let all of these natural

963
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:03,400
feelings of love and desire between you
and Lucas.

964
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,740
All these things just blow over.

965
01:03:07,340 --> 01:03:08,780
That way no one gets hurt.

966
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,060
That way they don't get hurt.

967
01:03:12,220 --> 01:03:13,360
What about you?

968
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:15,940
I'm fine.

969
01:03:27,950 --> 01:03:30,150
We won't be needing these. It's just the
two of us.

970
01:03:31,470 --> 01:03:32,470
Thank you.

971
01:03:32,950 --> 01:03:36,470
I invited Scarlett, but my mom's
prepping her for some big shoot,

972
01:03:37,770 --> 01:03:39,150
Well, John comes first.

973
01:03:39,470 --> 01:03:40,470
What?

974
01:03:41,470 --> 01:03:42,730
Nothing. Forget I said anything.

975
01:03:50,050 --> 01:03:52,090
She's a bit work -obsessed, if you ask
me.

976
01:03:52,790 --> 01:03:54,430
You wouldn't say that if she were a guy.

977
01:03:54,730 --> 01:03:55,730
Oh, I would.

978
01:03:55,770 --> 01:03:56,930
Oh, I would.

979
01:03:59,340 --> 01:04:03,780
Like, it's not her ambition or it's not
her aspirations that are the issue here.

980
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:08,520
It's the way she goes about doing it.

981
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,000
What's that supposed to mean?

982
01:04:14,260 --> 01:04:17,980
I just don't think she cares who she
hurts on her way out.

983
01:04:20,180 --> 01:04:21,180
That's all.

984
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,680
What you having?

985
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,000
I'm out of here.

986
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:34,920
Oh, I can't decide.

987
01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:43,780
Hey.

988
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,380
Uh, I was thinking.

989
01:04:47,180 --> 01:04:49,860
So my parents are going to be in town
tonight.

990
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,720
And, uh, you know, I was thinking maybe
you want to meet them.

991
01:04:56,279 --> 01:05:00,420
Yeah, I've met your mom however many
times, so I think it's only fair that

992
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:01,800
met mine. I'd love to.

993
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,040
Oh, yeah? Yeah.

994
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:04,940
Okay. That's incredible.

995
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,360
Really? Okay.

996
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:07,680
That's good.

997
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,760
Hi. You.

998
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:20,240
This has everything on it, but I'm going
to need it back when you're done

999
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,600
because it's the one I'm giving Jenny.

1000
01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:26,760
Uh, sure. Thanks. Okay, I gotta get this
in by six, so I'll give it right back

1001
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:27,760
to you.

1002
01:05:28,220 --> 01:05:29,220
Okay.

1003
01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:34,960
There's my boy!

1004
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,780
Oh, hi, sweetie.

1005
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,380
How you doing? Look at you. You are
looking so warm. I love you.

1006
01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:41,980
Hey,

1007
01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:43,340
Dad.

1008
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:44,800
Grandma.

1009
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,040
Hi, dear.

1010
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,720
Every time I see you, you're taller.

1011
01:05:52,460 --> 01:05:58,440
And, Will, you must introduce us to this
lovely young lady. Oh, no, no, no, no.

1012
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:02,780
This is Scarlett. Scarlett's a
photographer, and she brought over

1013
01:06:02,780 --> 01:06:03,780
article I'm writing.

1014
01:06:03,820 --> 01:06:09,500
Whatever you say, dear. I would love for
you to join us, Scarlett. No, Dad, it's

1015
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:12,240
very kind of you, but... She has other
plans. Yeah, work.

1016
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:13,600
I have a work thing.

1017
01:06:14,380 --> 01:06:17,340
They're making you go back to work now
at this hour.

1018
01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:21,160
Yeah, afraid so. My boss is a crazy
workaholic type.

1019
01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:25,100
And that's my baby!

1020
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:26,720
Come here.

1021
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:32,360
Look at you. You are so, so handsome.
You're so beautiful.

1022
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:40,100
Me next. Me next. And you're taller,
too.

1023
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,160
I sense the pattern.

1024
01:06:44,170 --> 01:06:48,010
What are you doing here? Well, I was
hoping that Scarlett would join us for

1025
01:06:48,010 --> 01:06:49,850
dinner. Uh, why?

1026
01:06:50,710 --> 01:06:56,650
Why? Because your brother wants her to
stay. That's why. I really don't. Sorry

1027
01:06:56,650 --> 01:06:58,210
about that. Hello, everyone.

1028
01:06:59,870 --> 01:07:00,870
Jenny.

1029
01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:03,790
Lucas is the guy you're dating?

1030
01:07:05,410 --> 01:07:07,490
Wait, hold up. You two know each other.

1031
01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:10,710
Wait, are you two...

1032
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:12,280
No. What?

1033
01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:15,320
Scarlett brought over photos for the
article I'm writing about Jenny.

1034
01:07:16,180 --> 01:07:21,020
Apparently, Scarlett has to go back to
work tonight because her boss is making

1035
01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:22,020
her. What?

1036
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:29,260
Apparently, her boss is some kind of
crazy workaholic. Actually, that is

1037
01:07:29,260 --> 01:07:30,218
my boss.

1038
01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:31,780
Hi. Oh.

1039
01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:35,020
Well, that is settled.

1040
01:07:35,670 --> 01:07:38,230
Lucas, introduce me to this woman,
please.

1041
01:07:38,450 --> 01:07:40,430
How long have you been doing a feature
on Jenny?

1042
01:07:40,810 --> 01:07:41,810
Hi, I'm Jenny.

1043
01:07:42,470 --> 01:07:44,190
It's so nice to meet you.

1044
01:07:44,670 --> 01:07:48,550
And you, Mrs. Sharp. How long have you
been working for her? Please, just call

1045
01:07:48,550 --> 01:07:49,288
me Grace.

1046
01:07:49,290 --> 01:07:50,290
For like two weeks.

1047
01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:52,229
Hold up.

1048
01:07:52,230 --> 01:07:55,310
If you guys are brothers, do you guys
not, like, communicate?

1049
01:07:55,710 --> 01:07:56,850
And this is Martin.

1050
01:07:57,050 --> 01:07:58,450
Martin, say hello to Jenny.

1051
01:07:58,670 --> 01:08:01,350
Hi. Hello, Jenny. And my mother, Agatha.

1052
01:08:01,650 --> 01:08:02,650
Hi.

1053
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:05,400
and you're not tall.

1054
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:10,220
Is anybody else, like, really confused
right now?

1055
01:08:11,140 --> 01:08:13,840
If I'm doing this, so are you.

1056
01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:21,640
This is gonna be fun.

1057
01:08:22,979 --> 01:08:23,979
Oh, boy.

1058
01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:33,319
On the menu tonight is beef bourguignon,

1059
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:38,020
Dauphinoise potatoes and spring
vegetables. Oh, delicious.

1060
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:39,479
Excellent.

1061
01:08:40,779 --> 01:08:43,359
And how long till it's ready, honey?

1062
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,500
More wine, anyone?

1063
01:08:45,899 --> 01:08:46,899
Yes. Yes, please.

1064
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:48,160
Great.

1065
01:08:48,859 --> 01:08:50,080
Just put it on the table.

1066
01:08:57,060 --> 01:09:00,439
Thank you, sir. Thank you, Jenny.

1067
01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:12,910
I'll just get you another one.

1068
01:09:26,550 --> 01:09:29,210
My daffy noirs didn't quite go as
planned. Oh.

1069
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,640
Oh, would you mind passing me the wine,
Scarlet?

1070
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,600
Of course. How rude of me. I've been
keeping it all to myself.

1071
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:48,840
That's a surprise.

1072
01:09:50,819 --> 01:09:51,819
What's that now?

1073
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,020
Oh, I just thought you didn't even
really like the wine.

1074
01:09:55,260 --> 01:09:58,560
Now you're trying to take it all for
yourself, even though you had

1075
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,680
Would you like the wine back, dear?

1076
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,580
No. You go ahead.

1077
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:08,300
Why don't I just open up another bottle,
huh?

1078
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:10,440
Rosé?

1079
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,620
This game has become a bit of a family
tradition.

1080
01:10:21,380 --> 01:10:24,860
Okay. All right. I assume everyone else
knows the rules.

1081
01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:26,580
Yes. Yes. Okay.

1082
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:31,000
I think we ought to split up into three
teams. So, Mom and Dad, your team.

1083
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,200
Lucas, Jenny, your team.

1084
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:38,040
And Scarlett and I will also be a team.

1085
01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:41,020
Yay. Yay. Okay?

1086
01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:43,060
Okay. Okay.

1087
01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,480
Okay.

1088
01:10:47,059 --> 01:10:48,059
Nature.

1089
01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:53,560
Oh, this will take no time. This is what
Scarlet likes to steal from everyone.

1090
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,680
Oh, wine!

1091
01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:57,840
No, that's not nature, is it?

1092
01:10:58,460 --> 01:10:59,860
Grapes. Come on, Lucas.

1093
01:11:00,060 --> 01:11:01,060
You've got to guess something.

1094
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:06,220
What is she... The clock's ticking.
Nature. What do people steal? Hearts.

1095
01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:07,420
Hearts. Hearts.

1096
01:11:07,780 --> 01:11:09,320
You would say that, wouldn't you?

1097
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:14,000
Time. The correct answer was thunder.
She steals everyone's thunder.

1098
01:11:16,420 --> 01:11:18,680
Right. I think it's probably my turn.

1099
01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:20,160
Uh, I actually think it's mine.

1100
01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:21,860
Set the timer, Will.

1101
01:11:27,380 --> 01:11:28,380
Hmm.

1102
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,080
Random. Uh, it's world.

1103
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,200
Random it is.

1104
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,220
Don't worry, Will. Let her cheat. She
can't help herself.

1105
01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:43,140
Vince. Is what Jenny pleads when, in
fact, she knows exactly what she is

1106
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,920
Famous novel by Edith Warren, Age of...
Innocence!

1107
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:48,680
Right.

1108
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:55,640
Person. This person thinks they're so
much of a heartthrob, they can train

1109
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:59,260
people in finding a date when they've
never been in a relationship themselves.

1110
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,060
Also, person.

1111
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:08,580
This person should get off their high
horse because they've in fact only been

1112
01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:13,500
one relationship their whole life,
which, by the way, sounded toxic as hell

1113
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:15,280
a complete waste of an entire decade.

1114
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:20,480
And even with all that deep and
meaningful relationship experience, they

1115
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:24,460
can't go out on a date without a guy
asking for the waitress instead.

1116
01:12:24,860 --> 01:12:26,440
Scarlett, that's enough.

1117
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:30,640
At least I'm not in love with the guy my
supposed friend is dating.

1118
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,920
She's the mean woman from work?

1119
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:37,800
No. You'd rather just date your
boyfriend's big brother. That's much

1120
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,300
told me I couldn't go after him.

1121
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:40,600
Wait, what?

1122
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:45,120
Wait, wait. You're into my brother? I
must admit, I am totally confused.

1123
01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:46,580
Martin!

1124
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:51,600
You don't have to listen to what I say.
You are a grown woman. You can make your

1125
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:52,600
own decisions.

1126
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,680
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me get this
straight.

1127
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:59,180
You were driving me away from Will,
falling for Lucas.

1128
01:12:59,770 --> 01:13:03,630
Well, at the same time, trying to set me
and Lucas up? Okay, people really need

1129
01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:07,930
to stop phrasing it like that. What is
wrong with you? What, are you so afraid

1130
01:13:07,930 --> 01:13:11,410
of your own feelings you organize this
entire charade?

1131
01:13:12,950 --> 01:13:13,950
Get it?

1132
01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:17,130
Not entirely.

1133
01:13:18,090 --> 01:13:20,110
There were other factors involved.

1134
01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:21,830
Like what?

1135
01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:24,070
Like Joan.

1136
01:13:24,450 --> 01:13:25,450
What?

1137
01:13:27,530 --> 01:13:31,070
Joan and Scarlett have been trying to
set us up from the very beginning, which

1138
01:13:31,070 --> 01:13:33,690
only makes Scarlett happy because she's
been trying to get close to your mother

1139
01:13:33,690 --> 01:13:34,690
since day one.

1140
01:13:36,070 --> 01:13:38,710
I thought you were kidding, and then I
saw the text.

1141
01:13:40,370 --> 01:13:41,370
It's true.

1142
01:13:41,550 --> 01:13:45,650
I admit it, but things change, and I
tried to distance myself from you two,

1143
01:13:45,810 --> 01:13:50,670
which was working before this guy
started introducing me as his secret

1144
01:13:50,670 --> 01:13:51,670
girlfriend to the in -laws.

1145
01:13:52,310 --> 01:13:56,470
You know what? I can't even be around
you right now. I'm gonna go. Wait,

1146
01:13:56,630 --> 01:13:58,990
I... I really don't think you should be
the one to leave.

1147
01:14:01,930 --> 01:14:02,930
Lucas.

1148
01:14:05,990 --> 01:14:06,990
I think you should go.

1149
01:14:22,630 --> 01:14:23,750
What did I miss?

1150
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:43,240
Awful? Because an awful, awful thing
happened last night. So I'm going to

1151
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:47,420
you to make some of your friends toast,
Jack. Well, you're going to have to tell

1152
01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:51,560
me every little detail so that I know
how big a portion you get.

1153
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,420
Well, let's see.

1154
01:14:54,180 --> 01:14:55,860
Will is Lucas's brother.

1155
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:04,840
And I was there when Lucas, Jenny, and
his whole family, including his elderly

1156
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,220
grandmother, showed up for a reunion.

1157
01:15:07,660 --> 01:15:13,540
Oh, please tell me you just left them to
it. Oh, I wanted to. But Will's mom

1158
01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:17,700
made me stay because she was convinced
that I was Will's crush or something,

1159
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:23,280
which, as we know, is Jenny. Jenny!
Geez, this just gets worse and worse.

1160
01:15:23,900 --> 01:15:27,740
Long story short, Lucas knows that I
like him.

1161
01:15:29,230 --> 01:15:33,210
And Will and Jenny know that they like
each other. They also know that I tried

1162
01:15:33,210 --> 01:15:34,210
to push them apart.

1163
01:15:34,790 --> 01:15:38,390
And it was all to get close to Joan.

1164
01:15:40,430 --> 01:15:42,010
And so they all hate me.

1165
01:15:43,690 --> 01:15:47,190
So, how big of a portion does that get
me?

1166
01:15:47,570 --> 01:15:52,150
Oh, this is bigger than French toast.

1167
01:15:53,890 --> 01:15:56,070
No. Oh, yes.

1168
01:15:56,370 --> 01:15:58,430
There's only one thing for it.

1169
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:10,020
We start today's session by giving
thanks.

1170
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:11,960
And I want you to do this properly.

1171
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:15,420
Thank you.

1172
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:25,120
Thank you, Mama Cacao, for giving us
this

1173
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:27,420
sacred cacao.

1174
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,280
And now we thank the elements.

1175
01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:32,880
You know what?

1176
01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:37,380
I just don't think... Scarlett Jones,
sit back down.

1177
01:16:43,740 --> 01:16:46,640
Now, I didn't want to have to do this,
but I'm going to give you some tough

1178
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:47,640
right now.

1179
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:55,260
I know this hippy -dippy stuff isn't for
you, but it means something to me.

1180
01:16:56,040 --> 01:17:00,970
So couldn't you, for like... One second,
open your mind to the possibility that

1181
01:17:00,970 --> 01:17:02,250
it may do you some good.

1182
01:17:05,730 --> 01:17:10,010
I know your dad leaving was hard.

1183
01:17:12,390 --> 01:17:14,690
But he did a real number on you.

1184
01:17:17,470 --> 01:17:24,210
He turned you into this guarded,
paranoid, afraid of any embarrassment

1185
01:17:24,210 --> 01:17:25,210
at all person.

1186
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:29,160
And that is just not the girl I first
shared my juice box with.

1187
01:17:30,180 --> 01:17:36,880
So, we have a lot of soul searching to
do in the

1188
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:39,200
next six hours.

1189
01:17:40,020 --> 01:17:43,180
And we haven't even gotten to the
shamanic drumming yet.

1190
01:18:07,820 --> 01:18:08,820
I brought this for you.

1191
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,480
You forgot it at our place last night.

1192
01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:19,440
I also brought you this.

1193
01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:36,480
Do not tell him I told you this.

1194
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,960
But he's one of the good ones.

1195
01:18:40,340 --> 01:18:46,060
The best, actually. So, if you do like
him, he won't let you down.

1196
01:18:48,780 --> 01:18:49,780
Thank you.

1197
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:56,440
So, should I come by later, or are you
going to go with another piano player

1198
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:58,860
that, you know, you didn't get into a
weird love quadruple with?

1199
01:19:00,580 --> 01:19:06,000
I would, but they're all looked up,
so...

1200
01:19:06,910 --> 01:19:08,590
Guess you're going to have to do until
then.

1201
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:10,870
Thank you.

1202
01:19:12,030 --> 01:19:16,650
And you know, if you like Scarlett, you
should just go for it.

1203
01:19:17,510 --> 01:19:18,850
You two are a good fit.

1204
01:19:20,310 --> 01:19:22,010
I think I knew that all along.

1205
01:19:22,810 --> 01:19:29,210
And everything we said about each other,
last night aside, she's been a real

1206
01:19:29,210 --> 01:19:30,210
good friend to me.

1207
01:19:31,730 --> 01:19:33,270
It wasn't all an act.

1208
01:19:33,650 --> 01:19:34,890
She's a pretty bad liar.

1209
01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:40,000
She wouldn't have quit working for my
mom if she had just been in it for

1210
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,900
herself. She quit?

1211
01:19:43,380 --> 01:19:44,840
Yeah, last night.

1212
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:53,100
I did not see that coming.

1213
01:19:58,960 --> 01:19:59,960
Catch you later.

1214
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:01,200
See ya.

1215
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,280
Hey, see you tonight.

1216
01:20:12,650 --> 01:20:17,410
However, the most astonishing thing
about this brand new venue might just be

1217
01:20:17,410 --> 01:20:18,410
owner, Jenny Clark.

1218
01:20:19,030 --> 01:20:23,630
As I sit opposite this remarkable woman,
I can't help but notice how she

1219
01:20:23,630 --> 01:20:26,110
brightens the place with her own lovely
light.

1220
01:20:26,610 --> 01:20:30,830
A woman who knows a little something
about burning the candle at both ends,

1221
01:20:31,050 --> 01:20:34,870
which even the most cursory glance at
her resume will prove.

1222
01:20:35,850 --> 01:20:41,370
She possesses a disarming charm without
even knowing it, and effortlessly brings

1223
01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:42,970
elegance to the commonplace.

1224
01:20:51,170 --> 01:20:52,170
Hello?

1225
01:20:52,730 --> 01:20:53,770
Hi, Will.

1226
01:20:54,090 --> 01:20:55,210
It's Jenny.

1227
01:20:58,450 --> 01:21:03,110
Okay, you've got to ask yourself the
important questions.

1228
01:21:03,950 --> 01:21:04,950
One.

1229
01:21:06,190 --> 01:21:07,970
Are you in love with Lucas?

1230
01:21:08,770 --> 01:21:11,530
Yes. That much is obvious.

1231
01:21:11,810 --> 01:21:18,350
Two. Do you secretly really care about
Jenny and are worried that you might

1232
01:21:18,350 --> 01:21:19,610
ruined your friendship forever?

1233
01:21:20,630 --> 01:21:21,630
Yes.

1234
01:21:22,230 --> 01:21:25,870
Are these two relationships salvageable?

1235
01:21:27,010 --> 01:21:32,690
Yes. Because they both truly love you. I
can see it in their eyes.

1236
01:21:33,510 --> 01:21:34,510
Three.

1237
01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:38,000
Did you really have to quit working with
Joan?

1238
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,800
Meh. Probably not.

1239
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:44,040
But who doesn't love a grand gesture?

1240
01:21:45,580 --> 01:21:47,240
And we'll get you back in there.

1241
01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:48,800
I'll talk with her.

1242
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:50,680
Four.

1243
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:53,220
How are we going to do all this?

1244
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:57,780
Well, I can tell you for certain that
your pride's going to take a big hit.

1245
01:21:58,120 --> 01:21:59,800
But that's long overdue anyway.

1246
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:01,600
Ooh!

1247
01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,120
How about this?

1248
01:22:24,470 --> 01:22:30,170
This is it. The moment we've been
waiting for. And hey, even if things

1249
01:22:30,170 --> 01:22:33,250
exactly as planned, repeat after me.

1250
01:22:33,710 --> 01:22:36,490
I am not defunct. I am not defined by a
moment.

1251
01:22:36,710 --> 01:22:39,270
I am not defined by a moment.

1252
01:23:05,099 --> 01:23:09,000
Wow, it looks incredible here tonight,
doesn't it?

1253
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:15,000
You're probably wondering who this
random elevator emerging stranger is,

1254
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,000
is fair.

1255
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:19,160
I'm Jenny's photographer.

1256
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,760
And friend, I hope.

1257
01:23:26,180 --> 01:23:32,160
You see, the thing is, I have made a
real fool of myself for the last, well,

1258
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,160
my whole life.

1259
01:23:33,390 --> 01:23:37,750
if we're being totally honest here, and
I've taken my friends for granted.

1260
01:23:38,670 --> 01:23:42,910
I've used people to get what I want,
relying on their willingness to let

1261
01:23:42,910 --> 01:23:45,790
in, which is something that I can't do
for the life of me.

1262
01:23:46,310 --> 01:23:49,450
So if anyone has any tips on that,
please see me after.

1263
01:23:50,490 --> 01:23:53,970
But I know that that's the only reason
I've only ever had one true friend in my

1264
01:23:53,970 --> 01:23:54,970
life.

1265
01:23:55,430 --> 01:24:00,810
So then, when another one came along, I
think like I always do. No, I...

1266
01:24:01,020 --> 01:24:03,860
I convinced myself that she was going to
let me down as well.

1267
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:10,200
And that is my own issue that I am
dealing with through chocolate and

1268
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:12,560
and a spirit guide named Lisa.

1269
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:18,920
But the problem is when you're always
assuming that people are going to let

1270
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:21,780
down, you actually end up letting them
down instead.

1271
01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:25,480
And even though there were definitely
some...

1272
01:24:26,030 --> 01:24:31,230
fashion and dating and general life
lessons she absolutely did need to hear.

1273
01:24:31,230 --> 01:24:32,590
really do stand by that.

1274
01:24:33,870 --> 01:24:38,070
She actually didn't need my help at all
because she is pretty great just as she

1275
01:24:38,070 --> 01:24:39,070
is.

1276
01:24:39,130 --> 01:24:42,010
I mean, look at what she can achieve
when you leave her to it.

1277
01:24:42,930 --> 01:24:47,810
And that's with me throwing a jazz
pianist at her, especially one that has

1278
01:24:47,810 --> 01:24:52,050
me feel something that I have never,
ever felt before.

1279
01:24:55,659 --> 01:25:00,860
And I have found that you can reason
with yourself as much as you'd like, but

1280
01:25:00,860 --> 01:25:04,800
sometimes it doesn't make a blind bit of
a difference, even though that person

1281
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:10,620
might be completely incompetent, really
quite annoying, actually, and who still

1282
01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:14,080
uses a filofax. I mean, where do you
even buy those nowadays?

1283
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:21,380
The point is that despite that person
being so wrong for you in so many ways,

1284
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:23,360
and despite the fact...

1285
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:26,740
But falling in love with them is
terrifying.

1286
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:31,660
The thought of watching Ryan Reynolds
movie marathons every night is much

1287
01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:32,660
scarier.

1288
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:40,660
So, I know that I've let you both down,
but would you maybe consider not hating

1289
01:25:40,660 --> 01:25:44,780
me? Because I've really, really started
liking you guys.

1290
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:51,620
So, to my friend Jenny.

1291
01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:56,330
who I tried so hard to change, but who
ended up changing me instead.

1292
01:25:57,630 --> 01:26:02,030
And to Lucas, who really, really needs
to make a change to an electronic

1293
01:26:02,030 --> 01:26:03,550
calendar ASAP.

1294
01:26:05,590 --> 01:26:07,810
Here's Jenny and Lucas.

1295
01:26:08,990 --> 01:26:10,890
To Jenny and Lucas.

1296
01:26:12,390 --> 01:26:13,390
See that?

1297
01:26:13,410 --> 01:26:15,770
All down to the power of the power.

1298
01:26:39,540 --> 01:26:45,980
So, I was wondering if you maybe want to
go out on a date sometime with me?

1299
01:26:47,580 --> 01:26:48,960
What are you doing tomorrow night?

1300
01:26:49,780 --> 01:26:54,280
Well, you have got your big job with
John tomorrow.

1301
01:26:55,220 --> 01:26:57,940
I spoke with her, and she'd be happy to
have you back.

1302
01:26:59,099 --> 01:27:01,780
Wow. Yeah, well, she is pretty into me.

1303
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:05,060
Yeah, well, that makes two of us.

1304
01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:26,780
I found my love in Avalon, beside the

1305
01:27:26,780 --> 01:27:27,780
bay.

1306
01:27:29,450 --> 01:27:35,730
I left my love in Avalon and I sailed, I
sailed away.

1307
01:27:36,590 --> 01:27:43,410
I dream of him and Avalon from dove
to...

1308
01:28:15,690 --> 01:28:16,690
I'm done